PLEASE STEAL MY GIRL, PLEASE. by Louis Tomlinson
She’s been my beard since we were 16.
I’m actually gay we drink the same drinks, Starbucks.
Modest got it all the paps, and the press
We are never together so we get photoshopped, all the time, alright.
They knowwww they knoowww the fans know for sureeee.
Anybody wanna steal my girrrl?
Anybody wanna get her away from me?
Couple billion girls in the whole wide wourld but I could care less bc. They aren’t Harrrryyy.
SHE’S NOT HARRY.
Tadaaaaaa, larryshomo has tagged me in this thing, so I’ll do it asap, because I’ll probably forget by tomorrow.
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage = Glass of water.
2. last phone call = 2ndtotheright <3 it lasted almost an hour.
3. last text message = starsintheskiess, as usual.
4. last song you listened to = Bleeding out - imagine Dragons.
5. last time you cried = Last night.
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice = No.
7. been cheated on = No.
8. kissed someone & regretted it = Yes.
9. lost someone special = Yes.
10. been depressed = Yes.
11. been drunk and threw up = Yes.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: Yellow, black, purple.
LAST YEAR (2013), HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend = Yes.
16. Fallen out of love = Yes.
17. Laughed until you cried = Yes.
18. Met someone who changed you = Not exactly changed me, but influenced.
19. Found out who your true friends are = Yes.
20. Found out someone was talking about you = Yes.
21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list = No.
22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = Mostly all of them, except a friend from Argentina.
24. Do you have any pets = No.
25. Do you want to change your name = I used to.
26. What did you do for your last birthday = Working, going to university and having dinner with my lovely flatmate, as everyday, nothing special.
27. What time did you wake up today = 11:00AM.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night = Catching up with The X Factor.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = Being independent from my parents. Not because I don’t like being at home, but because I want to be a grown up for once.
30. Last time you saw your mother = She just went to bed, so.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = My mind.
32. What are you listening to right now = Me typing this.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? = Yes.
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now = Tomorrow’s perspective.
35. Most visited webpage = I don’t know. Twitter, maybe.
37. Nickname = Marya, Willa.
38. Relationship Status = Single.
39. Zodiac sign = Gemini.
40. pronouns = She/her.
41. Elementary = Yep (This means if you’ve been in Elementary school and so on, Ang. I suppose?).
42. High School = Yes.
43. College = Twice. One for a degree, then for a master.
44. Hair color = Dark blond. I used to dye it ginger for almost two years, though.
45. Long or short = Long.
46. Height = 170cm.
47. Do you have a crush on someone? = No.
48. What do you like about yourself? = I try to help people as much as I can, and I like the feeling I get of being useful when I know I’ve helped my friends.
50. Tattoos = Two.
51. Righty or lefty = Righty.
52. First surgery = At age 3. I don’t know how to explain it in English, but it was a triple surgery.
53. First piercing = Apart from my lobes, it was at age 19.
54. First best friend = Lorena, from school. We’re not friends anymore.
55. First sport you joined = Basketball.
56. First vacation = Dude, I don’t know…
58. First pair of trainers = Same.
59. Eating = Nope.
60. Drinking = Water.
61. I’m about to = Watch an episode of “America’s worst tattoos” and then go to sleep.
62. Listening to = nothing..
63. Waiting for = This week to end.
64. Want kids? = Yes.
65. Get Married? = Yes.
66. Career? = I wish I could work as a publisher but… I see it difficult.
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes = Eyes.
68. Hugs or kisses = Hugs. (I can come across as asexual, I can understand that).
69. Shorter or taller = Taller.
70. Older or Younger = Younger *hides*.
71. Romantic or spontaneous = More romantic than spontaneous probably but I can’t choose about these things because I think equilibrium is perfection. <— Ang said it better.
72. Nice stomach or nice arms = Stomach.
73. Sensitive or loud = Loud.
74. Hook-up or relationship = Relationship.
75. Trouble maker or hesitant? = Both.
HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger = Yes.
77. Drank hard liquor = Yes.
78. Lost glasses/contacts = I don’t wear any, so.
79. Sex on first date = No.
80. Broke someone’s heart = Yes..
81. Had your own heartbroken = Yes.
82. Been arrested = No.
83. Turned someone down = Yes, from what I’ve been told.
84. Cried when someone died = Yes.
85. Fallen for a friend = Yes.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself = No.
87. Miracles = Yes.
88. Love at first sight = Yes.
89. Heaven = Yes..
90. Santa Claus = In a platonic way, yes.
91. Kiss on the first date = Yes.
92. Angels = Not with wings, but in the form of good people.
I nominate whoever wants to do this :) since Ang nominated most of the people I would nominate myself!